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Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? A man is sitting at the bar, his head in his hands. Q: Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives A: Drinking Licking sucking fucking and wanking. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? How did you manage to do that! How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. Q: Why did God give men penises? A: When he eats his first Brownie. Q: What's even better than winning the Special Olympics A: Not being a retard.

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Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: Telling your parents that you are gay. A: Boobies Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. A: They named him Sum Ting Wong. Dirty jokes are mainly directed towards an older audience that can properly enjoy them.

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Right when I came she screamed: whip me, bad boy, whip me. Bartender: What about your best friend? Some say monogamy is the same. A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards. Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex? A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. It has long been known that women are intelligent. Her husband was a blonde, too. An old football player was dying.

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Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. A: The sex is the same but you get to use the remote. They both irritate the shit out of you. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going! Why do men always give their jackets to their women when they are cold? Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Another voice says, remember that you are a vet.

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It works by changing your blood type! What do you get when you do that? A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? She dresses quickly and goes to find him. A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. Q: Who makes more money… a hooker? What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans. A family is at the dinner table.

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Several minutes later he comes running back and says. Ann and David were lying in the forest and making love when Ann suddenly discovers that a little boy is watching. Q: What's the difference between onions and prostitutes? A: Because they have cotton balls. Q: Whats long hard and full of seamen? Even children can identify the hilarious incongruence between the veil of civilization and the reality of what happens inside of bathrooms and bedrooms. What happened to the fly on the toilet seat? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex. You will be positively shocking h? A: Don´t talk to the guy in the middle, he´s a dick. A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.

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